Oh, h-hello dear, you're home early! Hmm? N-no, nothing's the ma-[burp] m-matter with me! Why do you ask? Hmm? My stomach? O-oh, this is just, uh, water [burp] retention! You know what it's like when I don't do my yoga in the morning, h-heh heh... Oh, please don't be mad! They were just a few [buurp] pies! The kids won't even notice they're gone! They just looked so yummy, I couldn't help myself~
Mmm~, look at this round doughy belly though. [belch] What an overfed pig of a housewife I've become~ Don't you just want to rub it for good luck? [big belch] H-hey! N-not so rough, heh heh...